- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Do the roar!

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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