- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Bacon is delcious.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Women's rights.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

knock knock Goodbye

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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