- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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