What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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PENIS :)

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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