How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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