So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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