- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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