- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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