- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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