Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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