Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Atheism

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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hi

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y u no like me joke?

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Worms don't like apples.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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