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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat? Jesse Z

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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