- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

all these jokes are horrible now

THe Election

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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