What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's two plus two? Window

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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