person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

thumb_up thumb_down -13

cory

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops