- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

justin beiber sucks

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

all the kids had fun

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

where do some birds live in? Earth

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