What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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