Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

my egg roll

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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