- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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