Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Drew Knowles is gay

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Anti Joke

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