One day a man walked into a wall

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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