- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

batman has diarrhea

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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