- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??