- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Drew Knowles is gay

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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