- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Justin beiber..

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Then none of us want to be right.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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