- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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