What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Im gay What about you

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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