Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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