How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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