Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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hi michael

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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