- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock knock. Get out!!

If life gives you lemonade.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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