- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A fish swims up your penis...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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