- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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