How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Your gay

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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