- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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