- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??