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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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