- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

what is red white and blue? the french flag

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

poopy is poopy

Rush Limbaugh

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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