What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

I am very humble.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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