- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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