- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Do the roar!

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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