- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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