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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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