Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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