Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's worse than this That :(

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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