- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

this is stupid .... yep

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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