what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Ehh

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A baby seal walks into a club.

VITAMIN C!

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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