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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

field day?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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