Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Gretta has five legs? -no

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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