- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

My penis is big... not.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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