Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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