The NBA and womens sports

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

No soap radio

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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