Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Drew Knowles is gay

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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