- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's your guys names?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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