What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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