- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Justin beiber's penis

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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