What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Cliterus

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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