What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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