-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why? Why not?

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what is the color of a burp burple

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

guess what>? your mum lol

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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