- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

ask me if im a door yes

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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