What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Sex

A woman is carried out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

A man walked into a bar owch

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

knock knock go away!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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