Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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