Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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