why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

The Labour Party.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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