What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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